come and fuck me then.
my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard
funny story time: my aunt was skyping with her bigger sister and my uncle didn’t know it and my aunt had to leave the room for a bit and my uncle was still in there looking at old photos and he was looking at one with my aunt and her sister on it and at the same time her sister said something into the microphone because she saw him looking at it on the webcam and he thought it was the photo speaking to him so he threw the album at the wall and ran out of the room screaming.
so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
im going to fuck you one day i swear..
i am bored and cold.
in your girls pussy like